Sunday, 16 September 2012

Charlie Sheene is my Hero


How about Charlie?

Gets a job playing HIMSELF!

A womanizing alcoholic who lucks into everything good in life....

And when he gets pissed off with the producers and tells them how it is, they replace him with a shadow of himself, then goes and produces his OWN show (Anger Management) in conjunction with Emilio Estevez (his bro).

For that reason Charlie you are my hero.

Now in relation to the blog I'll refer to an episode where all Charlie says is: “I understand.”

His brother's ex wife has dramas: “I understand”

It's all they want to hear.

DON'T SOLVE WOMENS PROBLEMS, THEY''LL HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN SYMPATHY OVER!

When they complain that their former bestie has sold them up the river bitching about her to her other former bestie, just say “I understand”

Nod your head when you do this and remember, the less you say, the wiser you appear.

When they've had a hard day: “Oh, you poor thing.”

When they had a flat tyre and their phone was flat and they couldn't call roadside assistance, DON'T say: “Well, if you'd had your car charger in your car you would have been alright.”

DO say: “Oh, you poor thing...”

It doesn't matter what's happened in the past. It's the past.

She doesn't want a Monday Morning Quarterback, she's had a tough time or a bad day and she just wants to be hugged. She thinks she's smarter than you and you only disturb her beliefs if you tell her what she should have done.

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