How many partners have you had?

When you're on a first date and the question "how many sexual partners have you had" comes up, there is no right "truthfull"  answer.

In my experience the female answer is ALWAYS more than three, but less than seven. (Except for one who said it was none and I ran like a flock of seagulls song...) If its MORE than seven, they feel like they're a slut ('cause they can't say that their friend Melissa has had more than a hundred at this time without giving the game away, cause they're hanging with a slut.)

ALWAYS. >3 but <7.

Guys, you can't (and shouldn't) count hookers when you answer this question. 

The Oldest Profession is frowned upon by women (even though ALL the hookers I have known were women). Maybe its that hookers put a cash value on something that you don't have to pay for until the divorce. (Make no mistake my son, you ALWAYS pay for sex) More on hookers in a later post...

But I look at it this way, you don't pay prostitutes to sleep with you, you pay them to leave afterwards...

Guys, don't tell the truth on this one. If it's LESS than three, say its three, if it's MORE than seven, say seven. 

But don't say "seven" as soon as she asks, she'll know you're lying!

After she asks (and she ALWAYS will) pause, look up in the air (NOT AT THE GROUND), maybe rub your chin or something and look into her eyes, smile and say "seven, I think, it could be less." Nod a little to, if you want to add a bit more emphasis and believability.

The smile is the teaspoon of sugar that makes the lie accepted. 

People don't smile when they lie...