Closing the deal.

Closing the deal.

You know this scenario:

Your somewhere private with a girl, and she SHOULD give it up but you just can't get in.

You've been cuddling for hours. The underside of your tounge is raw from rasping against her teeth. Your balls are ready to be part of the Blue Man act.

You like her, she likes you.

You know she wants it.

You definitely know you want her. You're a normal guy and she's not just gonna jump your bones.

What do you do?

Fellas, remember this. Learn it and practise it. It's called a CLOSE in car sales.

Look into her eyes, lean in close to her and say these words and these words only:

“You wouldn't still be here if you didn't want to now, would you?”

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!

In this scenario, as in ANY close, the first one to speak loses.

The imperative is established, the question is asked and the close is self evident.

After all, she IS still there. 

She wants to do it. 

You just have to coax her across the boundaries of morality.

Even if she IS a slut (and we all know they're all sluts), you can't just say “How about a root?”

She'll let you know.

Guys, you HAVE to ask the question. it's a man's job to ask.